Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Give in and

[Ronnietheblue]

And he sulked

[DaveW]

and threw his

[Ronnietheblue]

Bagpipes into the

[DaveW]

Jacuzzi where Helen

[Ronnietheblue]

Tried to blow

[DaveW]

Can's little shrunken

[Ronnietheblue]

Widget that had

[DaveW]

wrinkled with redundancy

[Ronnietheblue]

Because no-one would

[DaveW]

touch it even

[Ronnietheblue]

If the scabs

[HelenR]

Tasted a bit

[Ronnietheblue]

salty due to

[DaveW]

the environment that

[Elite of the forum]

He swam in

[Can the Man]

But was neutralised

[DaveW]

and had to

[Can the Man]

Pour bleach in

[Ronnietheblue]

The delicate areas

[HelenR]

Which caused swelling

[Ronnietheblue]

Which hadn't happened

[Elite of the forum]

In a few

[Ronnietheblue]

Decades because of

[Elite of the forum]

His advancing years

[DaveW]

and lousy chat

[Elite of the forum]

Up lines were

[Ronnietheblue]

Sickening to hear

[DaveW]

the same old

[Ronnietheblue]

pathetic jokes he