Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Kenny attempted to

[Ronnietheblue]

bbq in the

[DaveW]

tent where he

[Can the Man]

Stood with his

[DaveW]

Irish mate speedy

[Can the Man]

Roasting bulls testicles

[Elite of the forum]

On charcoal fires

[HelenR]

While H marinated

[Elite of the forum]

His pork sausage

[DaveW]

with mustard dressing

[HelenR]

And sprinkles of

[DaveW]

hottest curry powder

[HelenR]

That caused his

[DaveW]

skin to peel

[HelenR]

And come out

[DaveW]

in weeping sores

[HelenR]

So he spread

[DaveW]

some axle grease

[Can the Man]

Under the rim

[HelenR]

That started to

[Can the Man]

Curl and blister

[Elite of the forum]

And it eased

[Can the Man]

Inside a tasty

[Elite of the forum]

Wigan girls pasty

[Can the Man]

Glowing tube of

[HelenR]

Vajazzled and beautiful

[Can the Man]

Smooth cleft of

[HelenR]

Her body that

[Elite of the forum]

He couldnt resist

[HelenR]

But she wouldn't