Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

With a side

[Ronnietheblue]

of cold fries

[DaveW]

Caked in greasy

[Ronnietheblue]

old chip fat

[HelenR]

And fed to

[Ronnietheblue]

the paying public

[HelenR]

Who took pictures

[Ronnietheblue]

of Cans tractor

[HelenR]

And bored everybody

[Ronnietheblue]

with his ramblings

[DaveW]

and his jokes

[Ronnietheblue]

that arent even

[DaveW]

remotely funny to

[Ronnietheblue]

any f us

[HelenR]

So he went

[DaveW]

and spoilt other

[Ronnietheblue]

other peoples enjoyment

[DaveW]

the RSPCA want

[Elite of the forum]

To have words

[DaveW]

About  abused gerbils

[Elite of the forum]

That he kept

[HelenR]

In a tube

[Mr Boo Boo]

Down his trousers

[HelenR]

To enable them

[Mr Boo Boo]

Play ball games

[HelenR]

 

And chew on

[Mr Boo Boo]

The free nuts

[HelenR]

Seasoned with a

[Mr Boo Boo]

Tasty jerk marinade

[HelenR]

Then eaten by