Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

 than before Kenny

[Elite of the forum]

Got his hands

[HelenR]

Dirty from the

[Elite of the forum]

Haggis mixture he

[HelenR]

Forced everybody to

[Can the Man]

Roll into little

[HelenR]

Balls and stuff

[Can the Man]

Them up his

[HelenR]

Very hot sensitive

[DaveW]

microwave to get

[HelenR]

His mashed neeps

[Elite of the forum]

Ready for later

[DaveW]

When he goes

[Can the Man]

Strolling nude in

[DaveW]

Edinburgh Tesco where

[Can the Man]

His caber tossing

[DaveW]

Annoys the shoppers

[Can the Man]

Flashing the cheeks

[DaveW]

On the meat

[Can the Man]

Pole as he

[DaveW]

Offends the girls

[Elite of the forum]

Who prefer to

[Can the Man]

Polish his buttocks

[HelenR]

With a wet

[Elite of the forum]

Scouring pad which

[HelenR]

Caused a large

[Elite of the forum]

Red patch to

[HelenR]

Match his small

[Ronnietheblue]

And knobbly knees

[HelenR]

That need tanning