Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

Golf club barmen

[HelenR]

Whilst drinking beer

[Can the Man]

Through old socks

[HelenR]

Custom made by

[Can the Man]

Sweaty railway men

[HelenR]

And smell like

[Can the Man]

Scotsman's crotch which

[HelenR]

Hadn't been used

[Can the Man]

Or washed for

[HelenR]

Years due to

[Can the Man]

Whiskey drinking and

[HelenR]

And eating unhealthy

[Can the Man]

Deep fried mars-bars

[HelenR]

Dipped in mayonnaise

[Can the Man]

Coated in sprinkles

[HelenR]

And put on

[Can the Man]

A smoked haddock

[HelenR]

Then nibbled by

[DaveW]

a Wigan bird

[Can the Man]

Who kisses Irish

[HelenR]

Gentleman on the

[DaveW]

top of their

[Can the Man]

Game with Wigan

[DaveW]

scrambling around for

[Can the Man]

Red dental floss

[DaveW]

which pass as

[Can the Man]

Red Wigan thongs

[DaveW]

the boys love

[Can the Man]

To fondle lovingly

[Elite of the forum]

Whilst tossing the