Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

who was a

[HelenR]

Spy working for

[DaveW]

a local gym

[HelenR]

Who trains for

[DaveW]

using corporal punishment

[HelenR]

Using whips and

[DaveW]

Other punishment equipment

[HelenR]

Whilst wearing a

[Ronnietheblue]

sporran borrowed from

[HelenR]

An old Scotsman

[DaveW]

With a big

[HelenR]

Heart that breaks

[DaveW]

Wind when no-one

[HelenR]

Is looking apart

[Can the Man]

Tilting his kilt

[HelenR]

Blowing it up

[Can the Man]

To display his

[HelenR]

Very big shiny

[Can the Man]

Leather Jock strap

[HelenR]

Hiding a small

[Can the Man]

Wrinkled appendecture that

[Elite of the forum]

Looked more like

[Can the Man]

A cocktail sausage

[Elite of the forum]

Which had been

[Can the Man]

Lying around for

[HelenR]

A few years

[Elite of the forum]

Gathering dust and

[Can the Man]

Mouse nibbling it

[Elite of the forum]

Making it more

[HelenR]

Wrinkled and swollen