Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

And only buy

[Ronnietheblue]

replica second hand

[Mr Boo Boo]

Tat from primark

[HelenR]

And giving to

[DaveW]

our northern friends

[Elite of the forum]

Who take it

[DaveW]

and sell to

[Ronnietheblue]

the southern softies

[Elite of the forum]

Who think they

[DaveW]

would rather avoid

[HelenR]

Such cheap filth

[DaveW]

that  northerners value

[HelenR]

To save money

[DaveW]

to buy gin

[HelenR]

And cheap tonic

[DaveW]

to get high

[HelenR]

And start talking

[DaveW]

to the wall

[Elite of the forum]

Because no one

[HelenR]

Listens as they

[DaveW]

mumble their words

[Ronnietheblue]

And fall into

[Elite of the forum]

A vat of

[Ronnietheblue]

Premium Russian vodka

[DaveW]

made in Wigan

[Ronnietheblue]

And consumed by

[HelenR]

Cinders other half

[DaveW]

to numb his

[Ronnietheblue]

sense of smell

[DaveW]

so that he