Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

the bull entered

[DaveW]

and sat on

[Ronnietheblue]

his flattened bagpipes

[DaveW]

and gored his

[Ronnietheblue]

sporran until it

[Can the Man]

stood majestically straight

[Elite of the forum]

Upright facing the

[Ronnietheblue]

Slippery pole and

[HelenR]

Then went limp

[DaveW]

from fright because

[HelenR]

Was scared off

[Ronnietheblue]

By Cans tractor

[HelenR]

And combined harvester

[Ronnietheblue]

Which was covered

[HelenR]

In cow pats       

[Elite of the forum]

Drying out so

[HelenR]

could be fried

[DaveW]

with egg, mushroom

[HelenR]

and jellied eels

[DaveW]

for improved flavour

[HelenR]

to serve to

[DaveW]

Hungry northern folk

[HelenR]

who are always

[DaveW]

up for free

[HelenR]

drinks from the

[DaveW]

generous southern men

[HelenR]

who shop at

[Elite of the forum]

Charity shops because

[HelenR]

They as tight

[Mr Boo Boo]

A ducks posterior