Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

whip in hand

[HelenR]

to capture all

[DaveW]

sheep escaping from

[HelenR]

Jons back garden

[Ronnietheblue]

In perfect Yorkshire

[DaveW]

where the women

[HelenR]

put up with

[Ronnietheblue]

Generous loving men

[DaveW]

with deep pockets

[HelenR]

For hands to

[Ronnietheblue]

grab all the

[Elite of the forum]

Best bits for

[Mr Boo Boo]

Nice northern ladies

[HelenR]

To handle carefully

[Mr Boo Boo]

Like precious stones

[Ronnietheblue]

that are flawless

[HelenR]

With no wrinkles

[Elite of the forum]

To smooth out

[Ronnietheblue]

the almost perfect

[Elite of the forum]

Skin of his

[HelenR]

Cold aging hands

[DaveW]

that have been

[HelenR]

Massaged by the

[Ronnietheblue]

old dears from

[HelenR]

Kenny's bingo hall

[Ronnietheblue]

where he called

[HelenR]

Out naughty words

[Ronnietheblue]

to offend the

[HelenR]

Elderly fans of

[DaveW]

Bay City Rollers