Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

be more like

[DaveW]

an Essex boy

[HelenR]

because they are

[DaveW]

the super studs

[HelenR]

who know how

[DaveW]

to satisfy women

[HelenR]

by learning from

[DaveW]

northern chaps failings

[HelenR]

which makes girls

[DaveW]

depressed and empty

[HelenR]

but happy because

[DaveW]

they can domineer

[HelenR]

the Scottish and

[DaveW]

Lancashire wimps who

[HelenR]

who really don't

[DaveW]

tick the boxes   (Glad Bob is not about)

[HelenR]

 

for any Manchester

[DaveW]

girls with attitude

[Ronnietheblue]

Who prefer Yorkshire

[DaveW]

softies who always

[HelenR]

Make a good

[DaveW]

House husbands who

[HelenR]

Tend to their

[Mr Boo Boo]

Macho mancunians hunks

[DaveW]

Then wake up

[Mr Boo Boo]

The southern chavs

[DaveW]

To ask advice

[HelenR]

On how to

[Mr Boo Boo]

Perform like mancunians

[HelenR]

As they are