Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

his miserable excuse

[Ronnietheblue]

For a pair

[HelenR]

of very swollen

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knobbly knee caps

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Just like Kennys         

[DaveW]

who is snubbing

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the heartbroken Cinders

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who frightened him

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with her wellies

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and rather large

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and very real

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personality which is

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sometimes very feisty

[DaveW]

and will train

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Scottish blokes accordingly

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so that they

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will do what

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Cinders tells them

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or else feel

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The back of

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her very sharp

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tongue which will

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Make them never

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need to wash

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Their smooth bits

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to prevent them

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from catching on

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to the front

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of her bar

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where she poured