Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

Bradford boys nagging

[DaveW]

because their makeup

[Can the Man]

Was streaked with

[Elite of the forum]

By the smell

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Cans manure

[DaveW]

on black pudding

[Elite of the forum]

And beetroot sarnies

[DaveW]

to improve flavour

[Elite of the forum]

And texture to

[DaveW]

satisfy the parts

[Ronnietheblue]

That eels cannot

[Elite of the forum]

Wriggle up to

[Ronnietheblue]

whilst Dave eats

[HelenR]

His afternoon tea

[DaveW]

while the notherners

[HelenR]

Drink white wine

[Captain Sensible]

from a cup

[HelenR]

In the shape

[Can the Man]

of a boob

[Captain Sensible]

which causes a

[Can the Man]

hardening of the

[HelenR]

Lower men's region

[Can the Man]

just below his

[HelenR]

Tattooed six pack

[Can the Man]

that extended downwards

[HelenR]

To a large

[Can the Man]

roll of sausage

[HelenR]

Meat seasoned by

[DaveW]

years of submerging

[HelenR]

Into dark murky