Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

To her shiny

[Can the Man]

table top cover

[Elite of the forum]

And pour hot

[Can the Man]

molten wax all

[HelenR]

Over his hairy

[Ronnietheblue]

Big toe which

[Elite of the forum]

She liked to

[Ronnietheblue]

Rub with her

[DaveW]

largest nail file

[HelenR]

Then giving the

[Ronnietheblue]

nail varnish too

[HelenR]

Can for his

[Ronnietheblue]

rusty old tractor

[Elite of the forum]

And his trusty

[Ronnietheblue]

old sheepdog called

[HelenR]

After his pair

[Elite of the forum]

Of close friends

[Ronnietheblue]

mork and mindy

[HelenR]

Who sleep regularly

[DaveW]

at the foot

[Ronnietheblue]

Of his bed

[DaveW]

which has seen

[HelenR]

Hundreds of sheep

[DaveW]

romanced until they

[HelenR]

Moved on to

[DaveW]

Wigan for real

[HelenR]

Local boys who

[DaveW]

prefer them to

[HelenR]

Big chested women

[DaveW]

who nag like