Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

rat infested areas

[HelenR]

In cans garden

[DaveW]

shed where he

[HelenR]

Keeps his chains

[DaveW]

Bagpipes and other

[HelenR]

Useless old instruments

[DaveW]

designed to torture

[HelenR]

People down south

[Elite of the forum]

Who have to

[HelenR]

Put up with

[Elite of the forum]

All that Can

[HelenR]

Constantly jokes about

[Elite of the forum]

Which is a

[HelenR]

Giant pain in

[Elite of the forum]

Bottom and needs

[HelenR]

To behave because

[DaveW]

he's not funny

[HelenR]

And needs locking

[Can the Man]

But you won't

[HelenR]

Because cinders wants

[Can the Man]

To keep laughing

[HelenR]

Because Can always

[Can the Man]

Tells really good

[DaveW]

girls how to

[Can the Man]

Become totally depraved

[DaveW]

and please Irishmen

[Can the Man]

With daily striptease

[DaveW]

and sensual massages

[Can the Man]

Along the inner

[DaveW]

regions of his