Re: 3 word story

[Captain Sensible]

knows that everyone

[DaveW]

Drools over her

[Captain Sensible]

and thinks that

[Ronnietheblue]

Her ample assets

[Captain Sensible]

are something that

[Ronnietheblue]

Are admired by

[Captain Sensible]

all the customers

[Ronnietheblue]

Who frequent the

[Elite of the forum]

Dog and Duck

[Captain Sensible]

on Friday night

[Ronnietheblue]

After going to

[Captain Sensible]

an early evening

[Ronnietheblue]

Drinking session with

[Captain Sensible]

a group of

[Ronnietheblue]

Retired train guards

[Captain Sensible]

who drink pints

[Ronnietheblue]

Of very cheap

[Captain Sensible]

lager and lime

[DaveW]

With a bag

[Captain Sensible]

of pork scratchings

[Ronnietheblue]

To clog his

[Captain Sensible]

throat with large

[Ronnietheblue]

Pieces of fat

[Captain Sensible]

that is hard

[Ronnietheblue]

To chew with

[Captain Sensible]

a pair of

[Ronnietheblue]

Borrowed false teeth

[Captain Sensible]

which didn't fit

[Ronnietheblue]

And caused a

[Captain Sensible]

lot of pain