Re: 3 word story

[Captain Sensible]

from the sewage

[Ronnietheblue]

Pipes which leak

[Captain Sensible]

on the promenade

[DaveW]

In Blackpool where

[Captain Sensible]

it's easy to

[Ronnietheblue]

Slip on the

[Captain Sensible]

dropped ice cream

[Ronnietheblue]

From Mr Whippy

[Captain Sensible]

whose van chimes

[Ronnietheblue]

Can be heard

[Captain Sensible]

every afternoon in

[Ronnietheblue]

The slums of

[Captain Sensible]

the suburbs because

[Ronnietheblue]

They live in

[Captain Sensible]

a state of

[Ronnietheblue]

Squalid conditions which

[Captain Sensible]

instead acceptable to

[Elite of the forum]

The low lifes

[Captain Sensible]

as they prefer

[Ronnietheblue]

To eat the

[Captain Sensible]

ready meals from

[Ronnietheblue]

The condemned takeaway

[Captain Sensible]

where food hygiene

[Ronnietheblue]

Is of little

[Captain Sensible]

concern to the

[Elite of the forum]

Drunken masses that

[Ronnietheblue]

Gather to cause

[Captain Sensible]

a disturbance at

[DaveW]

The disgust of

[Captain Sensible]

what has happened