Re: 3 word story

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looking knees which

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Knocked has he

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Tries to pass

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through a small

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Gap in the

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antique, revolving turnstile

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Evading security and

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drinking all the

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Vodka and orange

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in copious amounts

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From a bucket

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bought at Wilkos

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In the closing

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down sale, when

[Elite of the forum]

They were cheaper

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than in Aldi

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and in Waitrose

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which is unusual

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but pensioners get

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10% discount on

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Coffee from the

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cafe next to

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The undertakers,so

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He could rest

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in peace while

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He escaped the

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attentions of his

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Many admirers who

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think he has

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The ability to