Re: 3 word story

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in deep dark

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Preston where the

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Local inhabitants always

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try and avoid

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washing or showering

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Unless it's Christmas

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And leap year

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where they go

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to the car-wash

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In mass to

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Maximise the investment

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of under hand

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Dodgy northerner attitude

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To all things

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That concern the

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Personal hygiene that

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they had forgotten

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To use when

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cleaning the pigeon

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loft out with

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Daves old undies

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Whilst moaning about

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his miserable pension

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And all referees 😂⚽️

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Arsenal supporting crooks

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who don`t agree

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With Daves biased

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sensible informative observations

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Which is a

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Rare attribute amongst