Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

because his holes

[Elite of the forum]

in his shoes

[DaveW]

Add to his

[Baldy]

Level of desperation

[Ronnietheblue]

Causing him to

[DaveW]

Shank his wedge

[Ronnietheblue]

Into the clubhouse

[DaveW]

Hitting the lady

[dee-dee]

right in the

[Ronnietheblue]

Delicate area of

[DaveW]

the stud bar

[Ronnietheblue]

Where Dave was

[DaveW]

Generously buying the

[Ronnietheblue]

Round at last

[dee-dee]

after trying to

[Ronnietheblue]

Dodge for years

[DaveW]

Protecting his meagre

[dee-dee]

little wallet that

[DaveW]

Hasn`t seen a

[dee-dee]

twenty pound note

[DaveW]

since he retired

[Ronnietheblue]

Forty years ago

[DaveW]

After his demob

[Ronnietheblue]

From the scouts

[DaveW]

And the brownies

[Ronnietheblue]

Liked to play

[DaveW]

Doctors and nurses

[Ronnietheblue]

Bandaging Daves little

[DaveW]

Finger dislocated grabbing

[Ronnietheblue]

A free coffee