Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Where unobservant southerners

[DaveW]

with interesting lives

[Ronnietheblue]

Edit three words

[Elite of the forum]

Because maths isnt

[Baldy]

Their strong point

[DaveW]

When dealing with

[Ronnietheblue]

Just three words

[DaveW]

Or grumpy northerners

[dee-dee]

who spend Christmas

[DaveW]

Baiting poor pensioners

[Elite of the forum]

Wearing old syrups

[DaveW]

of finest quality

[dee-dee]

that they bought

[DaveW]

when he was

[Elite of the forum]

In East Ham

[DaveW]

Market buying his

[Baldy]

New flat cap

[DaveW]

And jellied eels

[Elite of the forum]

For Xmas dinner

[DaveW]

Is an aphrodisiac

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is essential

[DaveW]

After a session

[Ronnietheblue]

On Daves sherry

[DaveW]

Laced with brandy

[Ronnietheblue]

And vintage port

[DaveW]

From the Waitrose

[Elite of the forum]

Because he's posh

[Ronnietheblue]

And mega minted

[DaveW]

Hates ASDA riff-raff

[Baldy]

From up north