Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Years of hard

[DaveW]

Work every day

[dee-dee]

but now he

[DaveW]

Enjoys his pension

[Baldy]

Flitting between England

[DaveW]

and the sun

[Baldy]

In Fuerteventura where

[Ronnietheblue]

His randy neighbours

[dee-dee]

keep him awake

[DaveW]

Asking his advice

[Elite of the forum]

On how to

[Baldy]

Ensure his syrup

[DaveW]

From Harrods costing

[Baldy]

Nowt from falling

[Ronnietheblue]

Off the lorry

[dee-dee]

that travels from

[DaveW]

The animal sanctuary

[Baldy]

In north Yarkshire

[Elite of the forum]

To slummy south

[DaveW]

Lancashire where the

[Baldy]

Venkys take them

[DaveW]

weekly food parcels

[Baldy]

To hand out

[DaveW]

At Ewood Park

[Baldy]

To the hard

[DaveW]

up supporters that

[Baldy]

Know chuff all

[DaveW]

About defining cockneys

[Baldy]

As coming from

[DaveW]

Anywhere south of