Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

numpties who can't

[Elite of the forum]

Be arsed with

[Baldy]

Supping real beer 🍻

[DaveW]

Brewed in Suffolk

[Ronnietheblue]

For pig swill

[dee-dee]

but passing it

[Baldy]

Off as John

[DaveW]

enjoys the simpler

[Baldy]

Things in life

[dee-dee]

like too many

[Ronnietheblue]

Romps with his

[DaveW]

Princess to Meatloaf

[Baldy]

Screaming out karaoke 🎤

[Ronnietheblue]

At the local

[Elite of the forum]

Real ale emporium

[DaveW]

slurring his words

[Elite of the forum]

Talking cockenee towards

[Baldy]

The northern numpties

[DaveW]

trying to master

[Baldy]

T'art of speaking

[DaveW]

The queen`s English

[Ronnietheblue]

In rhyming slang

[DaveW]

as used by

[Ronnietheblue]

Those silly cockeneeees

[DaveW]

To baffle northerners

[Baldy]

Who don't understand

[DaveW]

Their wives demands

[Ronnietheblue]

And don't care

[dee-dee]

about their dogs

[DaveW]

Fouling other people`s