Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Watford gap is

[Baldy]

A southern person

[Ronnietheblue]

Therefore a cockeneeeeee

[DaveW]

in their weird

[Baldy]

World up north

[DaveW]

With cheapo maps

[Baldy]

From Bradford market

[dee-dee]

spending their old

[Ronnietheblue]

Age pension on

[DaveW]

Weak Yorkshire ale

[Ronnietheblue]

And new freezers

[DaveW]

Top up shops

[Ronnietheblue]

For wasted food

[DaveW]

meaning that it

[Ronnietheblue]

Was silly cockeneeees

[DaveW]

Saving electricity but

[Ronnietheblue]

Wasting finest fillet

[DaveW]

Waitrose chicken breasts

[Baldy]

In garlic sauce

[DaveW]

And lobster Thermidor

[Baldy]

Surrounded by peas

[Ronnietheblue]

And jellied eels

[dee-dee]

don`t forget the

[Ronnietheblue]

Pie and mash

[Baldy]

By Tubby Issacs

[DaveW]

along with caviar

[Ronnietheblue]

Stolen from Waitrose

[dee-dee]

in Ipswich Town

[Ronnietheblue]

Where thieves regularly

[Baldy]

Commute from north