Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

From dumb cockeneeees

[DaveW]

philanthropic Natured fellows

[Ronnietheblue]

Or just plonkers

[DaveW]

pitying northern peasants

[dee-dee]

who try to

[DaveW]

Emulate superior southern

[Baldy]

Pensioners and retirees

[Ronnietheblue]

With trendy syrups

[DaveW]

And good looks

[Ronnietheblue]

Resembling a monkey

[DaveW]

wrench manufacturer with

[Ronnietheblue]

A bad dose

[DaveW]

Of pity for

[Baldy]

Our northern colleagues

[Elite of the forum]

Who dont care

[DaveW]

about being slobs

[Baldy]

And consuming large

[DaveW]

Black puddings filled

[Baldy]

With offal and

[DaveW]

Minced beetroot to

[dee-dee]

the buttered teacakes

[DaveW]

Washed down with

[Baldy]

Real weak ale

[DaveW]

From Yorkshire brewers

[Baldy]

'Whippet and Ferret'

[DaveW]

Drowning their sorrows

[Elite of the forum]

But really laughing

[dee-dee]

at the size

[DaveW]

Of Essex's victory

[Baldy]

Over the northern