Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Some young ladies

[Baldy]

Who can't understand

[superkev61]

the offside rule

[DaveW]

adopted in Yorkshire

[dee-dee]

at Jons golf

[DaveW]

Club where they

[superkev61]

Play with yellow

[DaveW]

Driving range balls

[Ronnietheblue]

And plastic clubs

[DaveW]

 a free gift

[Baldy]

From Brother Bob

[DaveW]

Bought from Poundland

[dee-dee]

when he visited

[DaveW]

for his weekly

[Elite of the forum]

Visit as the

[DaveW]

Local Mozzers is

[Baldy]

Have banned him

[DaveW]

All credit customers

[Ronnietheblue]

Due to his

[Baldy]

His union activities

[DaveW]

Distracting him from

[superkev61]

actually doing any

[DaveW]

Useful work like

[Baldy]

Shouting mind the

[dee-dee]

step when you

[Ronnietheblue]

Board the train

[Baldy]

Otherwise they would

[DaveW]

Trip up  spilling

[Ronnietheblue]

His cheap vodka

[DaveW]

Over his suede