Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Capitol of culture

[DaveW]

And northern chavs

[Ronnietheblue]

Playing with southern

[Baldy]

Experts in the

[Ronnietheblue]

Art of diving

[DaveW]

Into blond muff

[Ronnietheblue]

That tasted like

[DaveW]

Sushi mixed with

[Baldy]

Sweat and odour

[dee-dee]

that was 100

[DaveW]

Times worse than

[Ronnietheblue]

Anything we've ever

[Baldy]

Smelt in Corralejo

[DaveW]

 Unlike perfect Caleta

[Baldy]

With a perfume

[Ronnietheblue]

Of stinking beaches

[DaveW]

Of unwashed northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

And rancid southerners

[Baldy]

Who are really

[dee-dee]

only there for

[Ronnietheblue]

Northern hygiene lessons

[Baldy]

To lower their

[DaveW]

very high standards

[Ronnietheblue]

Compared to pigs

[Baldy]

That roam t'moors

[DaveW]

Tucking into freshly

[Baldy]

Made apple sauce

[DaveW]

On black pudding

[Baldy]

And Pontefract cakes

[DaveW]

And northern delicacies