Re: 3 word story

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picnic hampers full

[Baldy]

Sandwiches and champagne

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with beluga caviar

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On  toast to

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impress Len McCluskey

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And his cronies

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making people's lives

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A misery by

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Disrupting people's lives

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And making them

[Baldy]

Watch Blackburn Rovers

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Getting relegated to

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Level of Southend

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Selling shrimps on

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The Kursaal funfare

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buy one get

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One free which

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Goes down well

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With the striking

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Blond walking past

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In her bikini

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thong up her

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Backside looking like

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Kim Kardashian with

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A weight problem

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In her derrière

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Department which was

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Mistaken for a

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Pair of pumpkins 🎃 🎃

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Which suffocated her