Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Serves crappie ale

[DaveW]

Which they like

[Baldy]

Up in Lancashire

[Ronnietheblue]

To give to

[Baldy]

The local community

[Ronnietheblue]

Who suffered from

[Baldy]

Meat and potato

[Ronnietheblue]

Pie excesses which

[DaveW]

Give them wind

[Ronnietheblue]

To blow up

[Baldy]

The pigeon coop

[DaveW]

Full of fat

[dee-dee]

full bodied birds

[DaveW]

ready for romancing

[Ronnietheblue]

With lucky spurs

[DaveW]

who were robbed

[Ronnietheblue]

By a dodgy

[DaveW]

Hand ball goal

[Baldy]

By a blind

[dee-dee]

that wouldn`t stay

[Ronnietheblue]

Even if you

[DaveW]

tried to persuade

[Ronnietheblue]

The ref that

[DaveW]

Specsavers could rectify

[Baldy]

His short sightedness

[DaveW]

And deaf ears

[Baldy]

That looked like

[Ronnietheblue]

He couldn't hear

[dee-dee]

because his hearing-aid

[DaveW]

had no battery