Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

So wouldn't whistle

[Ronnietheblue]

When somebody handled

[DaveW]

The mascot by

[Ronnietheblue]

The short and

[Baldy]

Curly hair on

[DaveW]

the stroke of

[Elite of the forum]

The vinegar one

[DaveW]

That Jon thought

[dee-dee]

was very attractive

[DaveW]

and he would

[dee-dee]

help her with

[Baldy]

Her shopping from

[DaveW]

Waitrose with free

[Baldy]

Bags for life

[DaveW]

And a coffee

[Ronnietheblue]

For poor pensioners

[DaveW]

Scraping by on

[Ronnietheblue]

Old jellied eels

[Elite of the forum]

And instant mash

[DaveW]

From the food

[Ronnietheblue]

Bank down by

[DaveW]

the local Mozzers

[Ronnietheblue]

Wher Dee buys

[DaveW]

Her favourite tipple

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Tia Maria

[DaveW]

By the dozen

[Ronnietheblue]

Until she falls

[dee-dee]

foul of the

[Ronnietheblue]

Local constabulary who

[DaveW]

stop her streaking