Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

South teaching numpties

[DaveW]

Dipping their pockets

[Ronnietheblue]

For intelligent signs

[DaveW]

And used fivers

[Ronnietheblue]

To buy Dave

[dee-dee]

a better connection

[DaveW]

for his mobile

[Ronnietheblue]

Phone which was

[DaveW]

Struggling to find

[Ronnietheblue]

A reliable network

[DaveW]

With an affordable

[Ronnietheblue]

Tariff for pensioners

[DaveW]

On the bread

[Baldy]

Line in rural

[DaveW]

Norfolk subsidising northerners

[dee-dee]

who like to

[Elite of the forum]

Drink on mondays

[DaveW]

instead of working

[Ronnietheblue]

Or striking for

[DaveW]

Being asked to

[Baldy]

Do what they

[DaveW]

Should be doing

[Ronnietheblue]

Like serving fat

[dee-dee]

blasters slimming classes

[DaveW]

 full English gutbusters

[Ronnietheblue]

At Beach café

[Baldy]

Where the view

[DaveW]

Of sand heaps

[Ronnietheblue]

Is very rare

[DaveW]

To see Jon