Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

For stupid southerners

[dee-dee]

to throw away

[DaveW]

as undrinkable and

[Ronnietheblue]

Sup eel juice

[DaveW]

n preference to

[dee-dee]

a mojito that

[DaveW]

Jon's teeth fell

[Baldy]

Out and whippet

[DaveW]

Buried them in

[Baldy]

The ferrets hole

[Elite of the forum]

Up jons trousers

[Ronnietheblue]

Where his python

[DaveW]

resembles a worm

[Baldy]

That has been

[DaveW]

Anorexic for ages

[Ronnietheblue]

Until it met

[DaveW]

Sainsbury's bacon slicer

[Baldy]

And was promptly

[DaveW]

sliced and barbecued

[Elite of the forum]

And given to

[Baldy]

Jon's ferret who

[dee-dee]

was very hungry

[DaveW]

after a disappointing

[Ronnietheblue]

Bowl of eels

[DaveW]

Soaked in tabasco

[Ronnietheblue]

Sauce with a

[DaveW]

Plate of cockles

[dee-dee]

was left on

[DaveW]

Jon's shopping list

[Baldy]

Along with the