Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Black pudding for

[Elite of the forum]

His large breakfast

[DaveW]

and elasticated trousers

[Ronnietheblue]

To accommodate his

[DaveW]

Ever expanding waistline

[Elite of the forum]

Which wobbled when

[Baldy]

He removed his

[DaveW]

Corset that Dee

[Baldy]

Had lent him

[Ronnietheblue]

In return for

[dee-dee]

some Emmerdale gifts

[DaveW]

borrowed from the

[Ronnietheblue]

Village hall where

[DaveW]

The annual party

[Elite of the forum]

Was in full

[Baldy]

Swing to celebrate

[dee-dee]

that Dee had

[Ronnietheblue]

Come to visit

[Elite of the forum]

Loverboy in yorkshire

[DaveW]

and educate him

[Baldy]

How to do

[Elite of the forum]

Seduce a cockeneeeee

[DaveW]

like a cockney

[Baldy]

Would be fooled

[Ronnietheblue]

Into wearing syrups

[dee-dee]

but she had

[Ronnietheblue]

Him in her

[DaveW]

new white stilettos

[Baldy]

And short skirt

[Elite of the forum]

Which was causing