Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

the wrappers from

[Ronnietheblue]

Daves old packets

[Elite of the forum]

Of viagra which

[Baldy]

He uses on

[DaveW]

his golf weeekends

[Elite of the forum]

To perk up

[DaveW]

his follow through

[Ronnietheblue]

Making soiled undies

[DaveW]

and happy ladies

[Elite of the forum]

From Thailand who

[Baldy]

For five dollars

[Ronnietheblue]

Washed his syrup

[DaveW]

In Yorkshire ale

[Ronnietheblue]

The finest liquid

[DaveW]

Recycled through virgins

[Ronnietheblue]

Who symbolised purity

[DaveW]

And brewers droop

[Ronnietheblue]

To soft cockeneeees

[DaveW]

With generous dispositions

[Ronnietheblue]

Towards fellow gooners

[DaveW]

With unknown fathers

[Ronnietheblue]

Who did a

[dee-dee]

bunk when they

[Elite of the forum]

Had to pay

[DaveW]

for their misdeeds

[Baldy]

And watch spurs

[DaveW]

Lose the plot

[Ronnietheblue]

Towards the end

[Baldy]

Of the season

[Elite of the forum]

And give the