Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

the centre of

[Baldy]

Whippet racing country

[DaveW]

where flat caps

[Elite of the forum]

Are worn by

[Baldy]

The women as

[Elite of the forum]

It turns yorkshiremen

[DaveW]

into big cissies

[Ronnietheblue]

Attracting cockeneeeeee poofters

[DaveW]

to ridicule them

[Elite of the forum]

And touch them

[Ronnietheblue]

With a large

[Elite of the forum]

Cooked jellied eel

[DaveW]

nicely refrigerated so

[Elite of the forum]

That it didnt

[DaveW]

Flop about on

[Ronnietheblue]

Pauls nice new

[Baldy]

Syrup that was

[DaveW]

Made from recycled

[Baldy]

Ferret hair from

[Elite of the forum]

Jons ferret cages

[Baldy]

That he keeps

[Ronnietheblue]

Down in Maidstone

[dee-dee]

but only visits

[Ronnietheblue]

Every leap year

[Baldy]

Due to the

[DaveW]

tight visa restrictions

[Ronnietheblue]

And rail strikes

[DaveW]

and local vandalisation

[Ronnietheblue]

And sick guards

[DaveW]

to the toilets