Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

With a sore

[DaveW]

Pair of undersize

[Ronnietheblue]

Sprouts after a

[DaveW]

very hard kick

[Ronnietheblue]

In his delicate

[Elite of the forum]

Area which was

[Ronnietheblue]

Very sore because

[DaveW]

the device found

[Baldy]

By Dave had

[DaveW]

Noticed outside the

[Ronnietheblue]

Villa where he

[DaveW]

Passes on the

[Ronnietheblue]

Way for brekkie

[DaveW]

on the front

[Ronnietheblue]

At the beach

[DaveW]

Cafe for gentry

[Baldy]

And retired cockeenneeees

[DaveW]

Enjoying their twilight

[Baldy]

Years in the

[DaveW]

wonderful Caleta area

[Elite of the forum]

Known as Beirut

[Ronnietheblue]

To sophisticated northerners

[DaveW]

With drunken tendencies

[Ronnietheblue]

But well respected

[DaveW]

by German vistors

[Ronnietheblue]

Who appreciate the

[Baldy]

Yobbish behaviour of

[Ronnietheblue]

Chaveta's  visiting tourists

[DaveW]

with Yorkshire origins

[Ronnietheblue]

Living in Ipswich