Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

if he purchased

[DaveW]

a year's supply

[Elite of the forum]

With other products

[DaveW]

To enhance his

[amberambler]

worsening eyesight, due

[DaveW]

Watching Bradford City

[Elite of the forum]

Lose to Leeds

[DaveW]

By ten goals

[Elite of the forum]

All of which

[Baldy]

We're down to

[Elite of the forum]

A dodgy ref

[amberambler]

who thought that

[Elite of the forum]

Leeds needed help

[dee-dee]

so Dee and

[Baldy]

Dave were the

[DaveW]

interpreters cutting through

[Elite of the forum]

the cockeneeeeeeee slang

[Baldy]

So that the

[Elite of the forum]

Numpty Yorkshiremen can

[DaveW]

know his 'aris

[Elite of the forum]

 :(from his opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body

[amberambler]

which by now

[DaveW]

Dee had spanked

[Elite of the forum]

Red raw and

[Ronnietheblue]

It was enjoyable

[Baldy]

To the point

[DaveW]

that he splashed

[Baldy]

Cold water all

[DaveW]

over his frisky

[Baldy]

And sweaty torso