Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Wealth of knowledge

[Baldy]

On ciders and

[Ronnietheblue]

Cheap Polish vodka

[Baldy]

Which Bob consumes

[DaveW]

his weekly allowance

[Elite of the forum]

Of a thripp'ny

[DaveW]

bit a second

[Ronnietheblue]

To feed his

[DaveW]

insatiable desire to

[Ronnietheblue]

Stagger into a

[Baldy]

Kebab shop on

[Elite of the forum]

Friday night after

[DaveW]

falling asleep during

[Elite of the forum]

A big session

[Baldy]

Which is not

[Elite of the forum]

Advisable whilst drinking

[Baldy]

As Jon would

[Ronnietheblue]

Out drink anyone

[DaveW]

By spiking their

[Ronnietheblue]

Drinks with some

[dee-dee]

of Bobs vodka

[Elite of the forum]

Which would really

[DaveW]

attack their livers

[Baldy]

And render them

[Ronnietheblue]

Incapable of doing

[DaveW]

Their husbandly duties

[Elite of the forum]

So soft southerners

[DaveW]

deputise for them

[Baldy]

To sort lass

[Elite of the forum]

Out with some