Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Housing Yorkshire travellers

[Ronnietheblue]

To improve conditions

[dee-dee]

in their caravans

[DaveW]

with built-in domino

[Elite of the forum]

Pizza delivery boys

[DaveW]

to provide special

[Ronnietheblue]

Pizzas for Daves

[DaveW]

latest diet which

[Ronnietheblue]

Hardens him up

[Elite of the forum]

So That he

[DaveW]

can sort out

[Elite of the forum]

Before it gets

[Ronnietheblue]

Out of control

[DaveW]

like Jon's waistline

[Baldy]

Which has expanded

[DaveW]

With black pudding

[Baldy]

And Pontefract cakes

[Elite of the forum]

And real ale

[Baldy]

Exported from London

[Ronnietheblue]

Because cockeneeees dont

[Baldy]

Drink that muck

[Ronnietheblue]

It's too strong

[Baldy]

And will addle

[Ronnietheblue]

Sure your not a northerner Paul. Addle proper Yorkshire word

Poor Daves brain

[Baldy]

Aye Jon, worked with loads of northern people and might of just picked up t'odd saying and phrase like 

[Baldy]

Beyond all recognition

[Ronnietheblue]

Causing him to

[dee-dee]

forget about the

[DaveW]

money Jon borrowed

[Ronnietheblue]

From Bob the