Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

To use Paul's

[Ronnietheblue]

Arsenal shirt for

[DaveW]

polishing his boots

[Baldy]

And all his

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Recent medals that

[Elite of the forum]

He bought from

[Baldy]

E-bar gum bay

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For only one

[DaveW]

Months pay which

[Baldy]

Doesn't amount to

[DaveW]

Buy Bob's Blackburn

[Baldy]

Rovers meat pie

[DaveW]

Which he usually

[Baldy]

Washes down with

[DaveW]

vodka and tonic

[Ronnietheblue]

And cheap cider

[Baldy]

As he is

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Always staggering into

[Elite of the forum]

The nearest bar

[DaveW]

banging his head

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On the barmaid

[Elite of the forum]

Who was hoping

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For a blow

[Baldy]

By blow account

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Of his sordid

[DaveW]

Italian affair where

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The siciliana mafia

[DaveW]

Chief's daughter succumbed

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To his rugged

[amberambler]

spaghetti pulling prowess