Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Who value their

[Baldy]

Own well being

[DaveW]

Would not touch

[Elite of the forum]

But stout Northerners

[DaveW]

Eat any rubbish

[Elite of the forum]

Because they were

[DaveW]

A sucker for

[Ronnietheblue]

Taking pity on

[Baldy]

Their fellow northerners

[Elite of the forum]

Who put up

[Baldy]

With heckling by

[Elite of the forum]

Soft southern cockeneeeees

[DaveW]

too polite to

[Baldy]

Carry out such

[DaveW]

boorish northern behaviour

[Ronnietheblue]

Which causes them

[Elite of the forum]

To have inferior

[Ronnietheblue]

Complexes and moan

[Elite of the forum]

About most things

[Ronnietheblue]

Every hour of

[Elite of the forum]

The bleeding day

[Ronnietheblue]

Giving us a

[Elite of the forum]

Bloody migraine listening

[Ronnietheblue]

To constant whinging

[DaveW]

Of northern fairies

[Ronnietheblue]

Flying in his

[Elite of the forum]

Empty Cockeneeeee head

[Ronnietheblue]

Making him hallucinate

[DaveW]

Thinking them nice

[Baldy]

And friendly folk