Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Apart from Dave

[Elite of the forum]

Who really wants

[DaveW]

Relegation for Arsenal

[Ronnietheblue]

Which won't happen

[DaveW]

while Jon has

[Ronnietheblue]

A hole in

[DaveW]

best feature that

[Baldy]

He talks out

[Ronnietheblue]

Of regularly so

[Elite of the forum]

All get the

[Ronnietheblue]

Message that northerners

[Elite of the forum]

All like to

[Ronnietheblue]

Ridicule southerners who

[Elite of the forum]

Really need to

[Ronnietheblue]

Stop whinging about

[Elite of the forum]

Proper ale and

[Ronnietheblue]

Our superior football

[Baldy]

All pure fantasy

[Ronnietheblue]

To poor Dave

[DaveW]

humouring the plonkers

[Baldy]

From north of

[Ronnietheblue]

Maidstone who were

[DaveW]

down from Yorkshire

[Ronnietheblue]

Trying to educate

[Baldy]

Us how to

[Ronnietheblue]

Eat Yorkshire caviar

[DaveW]

is black pudding

[Ronnietheblue]

God's own food

[DaveW]

Unfit for consumption

[Baldy]

By normal people