Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Of cheese biscuits

[Ronnietheblue]

Reduced at safeways

[Baldy]

Who are now

[Elite of the forum]

Stocking up for

[DaveW]

Easter with hot

[Baldy]

Cross buns and

[DaveW]

Cadbury's creme eggs

[Elite of the forum]

At cost price

[DaveW]

With a bogoff

[Elite of the forum]

On offer so

[Baldy]

The skinflint northerners

[DaveW]

Hardly pay anything

[Ronnietheblue]

Cos we're shrewd

[Baldy]

And tight as

[Elite of the forum]

The typical yorkshireman

[DaveW]

With deep pockets

[Baldy]

And short arms

[Ronnietheblue]

But super fit

[DaveW]

from shove ha'penny

[Elite of the forum]

That is the

[DaveW]

Sport undertaken by

[Baldy]

Bar stewards in

[DaveW]

golf clubs with

[Ronnietheblue]

Nowt to do

[DaveW]

But dross all

[Baldy]

Day and sleep

[DaveW]

Behind the bar

[Ronnietheblue]

Dreaming of his

[Elite of the forum]

Favourite Essex princess

[DaveW]

In her white