Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Swilled down with

[Baldy]

The finest champagne

[DaveW]

From Fortnum delivered

[Elite of the forum]

To Dave, s mansion

[DaveW]

then he awakes

[Baldy]

To find that

[DaveW]

his pauper existence

[Baldy]

Was really a

[Ronnietheblue]

Bad dream and

[DaveW]

He was still

[Baldy]

A rich textile

[dee-dee]

living in the

[Elite of the forum]

Land of Essex

[Baldy]

Which is known

[DaveW]

to northerners as

[Baldy]

The holy land

[Elite of the forum]

Of chavs and

[DaveW]

superior beings who

[Baldy]

Speak the Queens

[DaveW]

English and perfect

[Elite of the forum]

nonsense that nobody

[DaveW]

North of Watford

[Baldy]

Could ever understand

[Elite of the forum]

Because its gobbledegook 

[Baldy]

Which completely bamboozles

[DaveW]

the simple folk

[Baldy]

From the north

[DaveW]

who stuff ferrets

[Baldy]

Down their trousers

[Ronnietheblue]

To impress cockeneeees