Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

With hairy chest

[DaveW]

driving red Mondeos

[Can the Man]

With flags flying

[DaveW]

and furry dice

[Can the Man]

And nodding dogs

[DaveW]

which hypnotise the

[Can the Man]

Onlooking public as

[DaveW]

it passes Southend

[Trumpy]

which is the

[DaveW]

Londoners holiday resort

[Elite of the forum]

But if they

[DaveW]

walk the pier

[Trumpy]

the might as

[DaveW]

Being fit people

[Ronnietheblue]

who nobody understands

[DaveW]

how the maintain

[Ronnietheblue]

their beer guts

[DaveW]

they once had

[Ronnietheblue]

a hairy head

[DaveW]

and Adonis like

[Ronnietheblue]

women except Dee

[DaveW]

who Ron thinks

[Trumpy]

the sun shines

[DaveW]

from her eyes

[Elite of the forum]

And not her

[DaveW]

little Bailey who

[Elite of the forum]

Farts for England

[Can the Man]

And stinks the

[DaveW]

kitchen tiles off

[Can the Man]

The floor so