Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

In general chat

[DaveW]

Where the trolls

[Ronnietheblue]

invade every thread

[Can the Man]

And contribute zilch

[Ronnietheblue]

even picking on

[Trumpy]

people who try

[Can the Man]

Help genuine posters

[DaveW]

And completely hijack

[Ronnietheblue]

and behave despicably

[DaveW]

Unlike drossers who

[Ronnietheblue]

all get along

[DaveW]

nice and polite

[Trumpy]

even when red

[DaveW]

cards are proffered

[Elite of the forum]

To our southern

[DaveW]

heroes who are

[Can the Man]

Recovering gracefully and

[DaveW]

humour the northern

[Can the Man]

Moderator and fusspot

[DaveW]

with corny chat-up

[Can the Man]

To tasty Essex

[DaveW]

lassies who appreciate

[Can the Man]

Jellied eels and

[DaveW]

the Ilford Palais

[Can the Man]

Can meet their

[DaveW]

brainy Essex chaps

[Can the Man]

Who play golf

[DaveW]

and dog racing

[Can the Man]

Wearing pearly caps

[DaveW]

and gold medallions