Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

His favourite soap

[DaveW]

after seducing her

[Ronnietheblue]

In the Woolpack

[Elite of the forum]

After a few

[Ronnietheblue]

Flat Suffolk pints

[DaveW]

And finest chat

[Elite of the forum]

Up lines that

[DaveW]

Turn them to

[Ronnietheblue]

Bob for some

[DaveW]

Advice on how

[Ronnietheblue]

To treat a

[Elite of the forum]

Young lady who

[dee-dee]

only has one

[Elite of the forum]

Thing on her

[dee-dee]

washing line so

[Elite of the forum]

That it would

[dee-dee]

not fall apart

[Elite of the forum]

When jon falls

[Ronnietheblue]

Over snoring Bails

[dee-dee]

who needed a

[Elite of the forum]

Number two so

[dee-dee]

Jon took him

[Elite of the forum]

To the greens

[dee-dee]

and let him

[Ronnietheblue]

Ruin Daves golf

[dee-dee]

with large piles

[Ronnietheblue]

Of doggy manure

[dee-dee]

which smelled like  (did you write manure? )

[Elite of the forum]

Old jellied eels

[dee-dee]

mixed with some