Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Two free because

[DaveW]

they are really

[Elite of the forum]

Up to Cockeneeeees

[DaveW]

to reject fakes

[Elite of the forum]

Which are flooding

[DaveW]

Down from Yorkshire

[Elite of the forum]

Especially from Guiseley

[DaveW]

in Jon's shed

[Elite of the forum]

Where he has

[DaveW]

a cottage industry

[Elite of the forum]

To fund his

[DaveW]

Drinking habit that

[Elite of the forum]

Is sadly getting

[dee-dee]

out of control

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And AA will

[DaveW]

be unable to

[Ronnietheblue]

Find Bob's vodka

[Elite of the forum]

Because jon has

[Ronnietheblue]

Watered it down

[Elite of the forum]

Because strong stuff

[Ronnietheblue]

Makes him argumentative

[DaveW]

and droop where

[Ronnietheblue]

It becomes embarrassing

[DaveW]

when his missus

[Ronnietheblue]

Wants some fun

[DaveW]

Other than trekking

[Baldy]

On t'moors

[DaveW]

So he talks

[Elite of the forum]

To himself in

[Ronnietheblue]

Cockeneeeeee rhyming slang