Re: 3 word story

[Mr Boo Boo]

and lard butties

[dee-dee]

soaked in gravy

[Mr Boo Boo]

With a woodbine (other no tipped cigarettes are available)

[dee-dee]

hanging from his

[Ronnietheblue]

Bottom lip so

[dee-dee]

he reached for

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His little pistol

[dee-dee]

which was filled

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With the best

[dee-dee]

Northern tap water

[Ronnietheblue]

The best in

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Yorkshire to be

[Ronnietheblue]

Absolutely honest which

[Elite of the forum]

Makes Sheba proud

[DaveW]

And avoid at

[Elite of the forum]

All costs because

[Ronnietheblue]

She knows that

[DaveW]

He is frightened

[Elite of the forum]

Of a tongue

[Ronnietheblue]

That could tickle

[DaveW]

and lick the

[Ronnietheblue]

Tip of the

[DaveW]

Cocktail sausage that

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Looks like Jons

[DaveW]

But bigger because

[Ronnietheblue]

He's a hunk

[DaveW]

Of lard full

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Of love and

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Real ale looking

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For Bob to