Re: 3 word story

[Trumpy]

and a  bottle

[Ronnietheblue]

Of paracetamol to

[DaveW]

Clear the way

[Ronnietheblue]

For Steve's camera

[Trumpy]

to catch the

[Ronnietheblue]

Precise moment when

[Elite of the forum]

the legs become

[DaveW]

Crashing down on

[Ronnietheblue]

Top of poor

[Trumpy]

Jon and Dee

[DaveW]

and knocked them

[Elite of the forum]

Off their bed

[Trumpy]

into the pool

[Elite of the forum]

Where the cold

[DaveW]

water deflated Ron's

[Elite of the forum]

Manhood and he

[Ronnietheblue]

Quickly got some

[DaveW]

blue tablets to

[Trumpy]

Help hold up

[Ronnietheblue]

His designer trousers

[Elite of the forum]

Which he got

[DaveW]

The waistband expanded

[Ronnietheblue]

to tuck in

[DaveW]

His beer gut

[Ronnietheblue]

and black pudding

[Elite of the forum]

to make it

[Ronnietheblue]

More satisfying for

[DaveW]

His weight watchers

[Trumpy]

special tinned soup

[DaveW]

Which is like