Re: 3 word story

[Trumpy]

noise from the

[Ronnietheblue]

Bagpipes that Can

[DaveW]

had tuned to

[Trumpy]

sound like a

[Ronnietheblue]

horrid wailing banshee

[Trumpy]

that was stuck

[Ronnietheblue]

in a lift

[DaveW]

with his favourite

[Trumpy]

girl from the

[DaveW]

local women's institute

[Trumpy]

who's Honey is

[DaveW]

finger licking good

[Elite of the forum]

And so sticky

[Trumpy]

you cant take

[Elite of the forum]

The hairs off

[Trumpy]

without removing the

[Elite of the forum]

skin which is

[Ronnietheblue]

Attached to the

[DaveW]

long ugly looking

[Ronnietheblue]

Thing that protrudes

[DaveW]

just below his

[Ronnietheblue]

Sporran where he

[DaveW]

Keeps his nuts

[Ronnietheblue]

to feed his

[Trumpy]

Squirrlel and the

[DaveW]

Other wild creatures

[Trumpy]

that were hanging

[Ronnietheblue]

off his soiled

[Trumpy]

prophylactic that he

[Ronnietheblue]

took to prevent